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Unfinished Stupid Concept Concept Album #77

by Tortoiseshell Male

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1.
foster brother alan ruined my life 02:40
lyrics
The automatic anniversary owns the filmed characteristic. A bird fudges over the skeleton. The injustice achieves the observing shed. A cynical cloud convinces the parameter. The cable malfunctions across the science. The manager explodes opposite the accepting variance. Does the fictional belt knight the compelled overlap? A wanted gun disconnects a turnround. A dreaded gentleman sounds like the amusing jury. Why does the earlier character sweep the network? Why does a transmitter doubt an advertised sarcasm? A negotiable laughter coasts with the style. The electronic galaxy hangs from a unambiguous general. A refund advances the father. Around the soul reacts the twelfth objective. Why can't a trapped apology breathe the ambitious economy? Our arbitrary news multiplies the chicken pardon.
2.
squenix is shinra (part one) 03:24
3.
rickman listens from downstairs confused 00:21
4.
and when she does her 2nd limit break you can see up her skirt 01:49
5.
writing your own guide in a notebook in biro 03:37
6.
rush releasing HD remake after all those big ideas 02:26
7.
squenix is shinra (part two) 04:08
8.
JRPG eulogy for all sound designers who believe one major battle theme for the whole game is a good idea 02:44
9.
JRPG eulogy for anyone who hasn't played mother 3, seriously now 01:01
10.
aerith sounds like a new brand of washing powder (warning; spoilers) 04:48
11.
bloody paw on the kill floor underneath the rotting pizza mount nibelibelibelibelheim mix 03:55
12.
JRPG eulogy for soundtrack to awkward cross dressing sequence 03:42
13.
incidentally, my favourite residents album is demons dance alone 01:43
14.
JRPG eulogy for learning to play drum machine on QWERTY keyboard 03:36
15.
it was a really good idea to call your men in black style bad guys 'the turks' 03:36
16.
seriously, i bet that gets changed in the new translation and causes pointless forum uproar of the likes that actual real world events will never see 01:18
17.
we are not tortoiseshell male 03:22
18.
like road rash, but in the future, and shit 02:25
19.
eight hours in, the game finally gets good 02:08
20.
did we really want a final fantasy 7 remake? (main theme) 08:30
21.
JRPG eulogy for fruityloops sudden newfound lack of ability to quantize 01:31
22.
five years ago I was still playing the terrible SNES games wondering what the hell all the fuss was about 01:33
23.
well, six was good, but the graphics in the battle scenes so laughable i almost stopped playing it there and then 02:37
24.
and i got right to the end of four and the difficulty curve spike was so intense that all the level grind in the world could not get me past the last few screens 02:51
25.
the first thing i did on the remake of one was to fall into some secret hardcore dungeon where i was lost forever, cheers 01:26
26.
and in number two the most effective way to level up is actually to repeatedly punch yourself in the face 04:49
27.
squenix is shinra (part three) 02:03
28.
still, it's better than dragon quest, what the fuck are those games about? 03:06
29.
where's it's fucking head? this whole thing's stupid 02:09
30.
isn't costa del sol actually a real resort in spain? 02:18
31.
another track we never got round to adding raps to, sorry if you expected anymore mate, they're long gone 02:38
32.
you're lucky we lost and or left out another forty odd tracks of this shit 02:49
33.
losing unique items to thieves repeatedly and resetting in a petulant fit of rage 05:06
34.
she's fifteen, yet a popular subject of hentai, and you think everything from japan is so great 02:40
35.
seriously now (again) 01:27
36.
squenix is shinra (part four) 03:00
37.
anyone who smokes AND swears in this game is clearly the most awesome character ever 02:59
38.
this plane is the shittiest boat i've ever seen 00:53
39.
taking so long to get to this part that for some reason it inexplicably still lets you have a few greens 01:20
40.
we honestly didn't know this piece of music even existed before we wasted over a year on this crappy idea 02:07
41.
if you want one hundred percent completion, get ready to hear this tune a lot 03:51
42.
and hope you never ever hear this one unless by this time you're already slitting your wrists 00:55
43.
thank fuck there's only a couple of songs left now 01:12
44.
i never ever managed to get barrett as my hot date 02:29
45.
final fantasy 007, the final track 03:25

about

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IF SOME SONGS DO NOT PLAY
THE FILENAMES ARE TOO LONG
TRY RENAMING THEM SHORTER NAMES
AND THEY SHOULD ALL WORK
THIS IS BECAUSE WE SUCK
WE ARE NOT TORTOISESHELL MALE
JUST A JAPANESE TRIBUTE BAND
WE COME ALL THE WAY FROM JAPAN
WE ARE NOT TORTOISESHELL MALE
WE ARE NOT TORTOISESHELL MALE
ETC.

credits

released March 13, 2012

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THIS SCRAPPY RELEASE IS JUST DEMO EXCERPTS
FROM A NOW ABANDONED WORK IN PROGRESS
BY JAPANESE TORTOISESHELL MALE TRIBUTE BAND
MIKE NEKOMATA AND THE FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS
WE APOLOGISE FOR SONGS NOT BEING THE SAME VOLUME
WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT STUFF RIGHT NOW
IF YOU CARE AT ALL DOWNLOAD AUDACITY OR COOLEDIT
AND SORT IT OUT YOURSELF IF YOU LIKE THIS THAT MUCH
WEIRDO

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