[delete as applicable]

women / too much ket
need / causes breakdown
pop shields / of all household appliances
their enthusiasm / due to oversaturation
for life / of inadvertently generated
makes me shudder / electric brainwaves
beautiful women / perhaps a telepath
make / can never wear a watch
me / properly
want / air bubble
to / water bubble
kill / shitty overpriced
myself / shoe.

some / retrosexual
women / (definition:
look like / your sex life
they're / consisting entirely
lipsyncing / of reminiscing
all the time / over when you actually got some.

his / if the coffee's
music / too hot
looks / your gums
like / will recede
an / this nailbiting
advert / cliffhanger
break / plot twist
on / surprise ending
local / when did you last
digital / save a child
there / from a burning
are / building
giant / or even
nurofen / an old ladies
logos / cat
in the / from
background / a tree?
of his videos / deflated
there is / half-baked
a conspiracy / head
among / under
the three / hot sun
major music / one can only
channels / elaborate
to time / on the truth
their / for so long
advert breaks / a song is
so they run / a lie
almost / you pretend
simultaenously / to live in.

mutton / lamb
meatwagon / motorhome
instant / napkin
poem / writer
structure / song
turncoat / socialist
weekend / artist
backseat / driver
constant / moaner
spin / doctor
gutter / journalist
tabloid / sensationalist
drug / honeymooner
late / starter
light / weight
chinese / whisper
pencil / pusher
number / cruncher
ghost / writer
clock / puncher
net / worker
debt / collector
composite / character
enforcement / officer
fortune / teller
sports / personality
horse / pundit
jackpot / winner
IN
sheltered / accomodation.

herb / merchant
rhyme / monger
name / dropper
meat / eater
failed / painter
creative / misogyny
masquerading as / poetry
anklebiting / sarcophagi
a mortuary / spectator
corner / cutter
point / scorer
or / uh
or / uh